Grouchiness is abundant in our home tonight.
I am grouchy because my kids tried to open their presents a week early. Then they went into the bedroom, after I threatened to take their presents back, and started jumping on the bed. So I went in there and yelled at them for jumping on the bed after I have told them like a million times not to. I told them they had to get off the bed and sit on the floor if they wanted to watch TV in there. The next thing I know my oldest comes running up to me telling me her little sister just spilled her chocolate milk on the bed. UGH!!!!! So I again yelled at them that they weren't supposed to be on the bed at all and certainly not with chocolate milk. Then a few minutes later, after I had cleaned up the spilled milk they come running to me because they saw a cockroach!! Now dh is grouchy because I made him kill it because I will not touch those vile things even if my hand was wrapped in plastic, had gloves on over the plastic and I had a mountain of tissue in my hand. I HATE them!!!! Gross!! Where did it come from. I try to keep my apartment clean. It must have come in to get away from the rain. I don't know but now I will have trouble sleeping tonight and that means I will be grouchy again tomorrow.
The only people happy in our home are the kids who keep singing "Jingle Bell Rock" without getting the words right. Why are they happy? I just yelled at them like 3 times!! Either they have short memories or are very easy-going, forgiving girls.
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Dh is going to want to do "something" tonight but I am NOT in the mood. He got some last night, that should hold him for a few days right? He's lucky he got any at all this weekend. I have not felt very romantic lately what with wanting to barf all the time. Plus I am grouchy from having kids that didn't want to listen today. He's gonna have to bribe me or something. Not sure with what though. We are broke until January. And it doesn't make me a hooker to want compensation! Or does it! Not sure I care.
I hate this part of being pregnant. Usually I am always up for sex. I just don't feel like me right now. I just feel like this vehicle for some parasite to suck the life out of me. I promise I will love my baby. It's just easier to love it for the miracle it is when the nausea part goes away. I told dh that if he wants another kid he better figure out how to carry it. I said that last time too and lookey where I am now.
Sorry this post is one big ramble but that really shouldn't surprise anyone. Rambling on and on is what I do best! Besides it's been one of those day!!
5 comments:
The solution to your husband problem is simple. Offer to watch a little soft-core porn with him while he services himself. You come off like the cool, understanding wife and he comes off... well... he comes off.
Oh geez. I was just reading your post and nodding along. Yup, yup, my kids, my kids, yup yup. Except at my house it's Jingle Bells, cat barf, and jumping from couch to couch.
Tell your husband you are busy incubating and he'll have to try again later.
Pete: I did ask him "what's the matter? Your hands broken" to which he rolled his eyes. I guess he wants the "real thing".
LM- They do the jump from couch to couch thing too. My youngest hurt her foot a couple of weeks ago while doing that. I took her to the doctor who acted like I was a neglectful mom. Sheesh! At some point you have to go to the bathroom lady!!(I wanted to say to the doctor)
Oh Regina...I don't know how you do it. I'm certain you're a good mom, but dealing with the repeat offenses inherent in small children's behavior is CRAZY-MAKING! And doing it while pregnant is superhuman, IMO. :-)
DH is lucky to have you - my husband would have been SOL for sure if I was nauseated. In a pinch, I MIGHT be able to scare up a hand job, but that's about it.
I hate cockroaches too. They suck.
Wry- Hey! It's about time you said something on my blog!
You are nicer than me. I won't even do a hand job. That still is way too much effort! I am so mean!
Dh will be okay. I think I only have two more weeks of this nausea part. At least I am hoping it's only two more weeks. Less than two weeks would be even better!
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