You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Just listening to "Hotel California" That(the title of this post) is my favorite line.


Last night I had a dream that I was Steven Tyler's girlfriend. We met at an Aerosmith concert and he liked the boots I was wearing so much he invited me backstage. Not sure how he noticed my boots in the first place. Once we were backstage he sat me at a table and gave me some Scotch. I told him I couldn't drink it because I was pregnant. He got all excited and asked if I wanted a boy. From then on I toured with him and Aerosmith. I guess I was a groupie/girlfriend. At the end of my dream Steven Tyler got depressed during a concert and quit right in the middle. I had to track him down along with Joe Perry, played in my dream by Ritchie Sambora of Bon Jovi(I don't know why), and convince him to start the concert up again. He was happy to see me, I guess he thought I was gone, and immediately returned to finish the concert.

Okay, now I do love Aerosmith but I don't have any kind of a crush on Steven Tyler, though I do think he's awesome. Plus he is my dad's age. I guess I will just chalk this up to one of those weird pregnant woman dreams.

Interesting Dreams

First let me start off by saying that I have very vivid dreams. I dream in color and I have even smelled things like chocolate or perfume in dreams. My dreams seem so real that I have often awaken stunned to find out that it wasn't really happening. Sometimes I am glad and sometimes I am disappointed. Anyway...

Last night I dreamed that Brad Pitt picked me to be his 2nd wife. It seems he and Angelina wanted to become polygamists. He moved all of us in to what appeared to be the home where my best friend grew up. So in the dream I remember feeling a lot of love from both Brad and Angelina. I did not feel any animosity at all from her. I also felt totally inadequate for the job. I though of my jelly belly that I have now that I have given birth twice, plus the stretch marks and couldn't for the life of me figure out why they picked me. I was thrilled that they did though. At one point in the dream Angelina was outside the house giving a press conference announcing me as an addition to their family and I was in the living room of the house making out with Brad. That was actually my favorite part of the dream. I was sure Angelina would be mad because I was making out with Brad but when she came in she just smiled and said "i'm next" Not sure who she was talking to. The next thing I know I was going up the stairs and my best friend was there and she was really mad at me for agreeing to this relationship. I tried to tell her I knew God approved(hehe sound familiar??) Then she was gone and Allison Sweeney, who plays Sami Brady on Days of Our Lives( yeah I watch it, wanna make somethin of it??), comes in and she is pissed off at me too. It seems she wanted to be the 2nd wife. And that's where my youngest daughter woke me up calling "Mommy, mommy!" I didn't even get to do the deed with Brad yet, which was probably for the best because one look at my jelly belly and he would've ran away screaming!!
I think I had this dream because I had just watched a movie with Angelina Jolie in it. An old one called Foxfire. It was on Lifetime. I had also been reading about threads about polygamy. I am not even that big of a fan of Brangelina though I think they are both gorgeous beyond belief. Also they aren't even married IRL so I don't know how I was going to be their 2nd wife. There was no sign of their kids nor my kids or my own husband in the dream. I also find it interesting that the dream took place at my best friend's childhood home. A lot of my dreams take place there. I wonder why that is.

The night before last I had a dream that I was at church and a bunch of KKK members sat behind us. I was so mad that they were even there and then they wouldn't let us leave until we denounced all other races. So they sent us up in the front of the room in groups and I got grouped with some asians and I decided to tell the KKK members to go to hell by kissing one of the asian ladies on the cheek. Then I sat down and I was afraid they were going to follow me home and kill me and my family when they saw that I was married to a black man, so I decided to confront their leader who had locked himself inside a room which turned out to be the bedroom I had when I was a little girl. He wasn't there so I figured I was safe. Then I woke up.
I had gotten into an online conversation about racism in the church so I think that is where that dream came from. I guess it was a literal dream!!!

I can hardly wait to see what I dream about tonight. I hope it involves either my husband or Matthew McConaughey wearing nothing but a smile!!!