Why do people drive so damn slow. The speed limit is forty-fucking-five, not 2! Ugh!!! I guess I can answer that in one word....Cellphones! Get off the damn phone and drive!!!
I hate driving in Miami. I swear they are worse here than anywhere I have ever lived so far. Worse than S. CA and yes, worse than Utah.
Since I can't get my regular exmo/nom fix will that drive me back to the church out of sheer boredom?? God I hope not.
I had a dream last night that I went to a liquor store with my mom, who doesn't drink being a major TBM and all, but she was really interested in buying some rum to put in her coke. Well, we could only find dry rum(I don't know what that is either, it's just one of those wierd pregnant dreams afterall) but then Oprah pulled out this teeny tiney bottle of rum that cost 40 bucks and handed it to us. Thanks Oprah!! Wierd dream!!! This isn't my first dream about drinking something other than caffeinated beverages. I wonder what it all means?
I had the theme song from "Bosom Buddies" that old sitcom with Tom Hanks, in my head practically all night Friday night.
"I don't care what you say anymore this is my life!!!
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone!!"
Nice!!
Oh and TMI alert!!!! Read on only if you don't care that I am about to say something that really isn't anyone's business but it's interesting anyway. I have no secrets!(heehee)
Did you know that pregnant women's genitalia can swell during pregnancy and it will make sex even more pleasurable? I found that out recently. What a nice discovery it was. I hope I didn't wake anyone. :)
Okay bye.
2 comments:
Awesome. A pregnant sex testimonial - love it!!
I'd rather have your song stuck in my head...I had "Oh what do you do in the summertime, when all the world is green" - some old primary song I think? - stuck in my head ALL DAMN DAY. And I have no idea how it got there.
Happy Oprah rum drinking with your TBM mom!! :-D
Thanks Wry I think that song will be in my head now. Hopefully not though. I get primary songs stuck in my head. Isn't it weird even though we haven't been in primary for so long we still remember those annoying little songs.
I wish I could drink some rum. I feel like Capt. Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean when he's shouting "Where's the Rum??"
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