You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Just listening to "Hotel California" That(the title of this post) is my favorite line.


Last night I had a dream that I was Steven Tyler's girlfriend. We met at an Aerosmith concert and he liked the boots I was wearing so much he invited me backstage. Not sure how he noticed my boots in the first place. Once we were backstage he sat me at a table and gave me some Scotch. I told him I couldn't drink it because I was pregnant. He got all excited and asked if I wanted a boy. From then on I toured with him and Aerosmith. I guess I was a groupie/girlfriend. At the end of my dream Steven Tyler got depressed during a concert and quit right in the middle. I had to track him down along with Joe Perry, played in my dream by Ritchie Sambora of Bon Jovi(I don't know why), and convince him to start the concert up again. He was happy to see me, I guess he thought I was gone, and immediately returned to finish the concert.

Okay, now I do love Aerosmith but I don't have any kind of a crush on Steven Tyler, though I do think he's awesome. Plus he is my dad's age. I guess I will just chalk this up to one of those weird pregnant woman dreams.