We got up around 10 A.M. We all got dressed and ate breakfast and we went for a ride to the Everglades. Things we should have done:
1-Brought a cooler filled with ice and bottled water.
2- I should have shaved so I could wear a tank top.
Okay so that's only two but they were really big oopsies. We had to buy drinks from a vending machine which means they were a total rip-off. My nice white t-shirt might be sweat stained for life now. Sometimes we just get so excited to leave the house that we don't plan very well.
It is fucking hot in the Everglades! The sun was up. The humidity was raging. My make-up melted into my face. I can already see the enormous zit that will result from this. It was fun though. We saw a few gators and some pretty birds. It's also mating season for the huge orange and black grasshoppers. They were mating everywhere you turned. And just like humans they are noisy!! I made dh laugh by telling one of the mating grasshopper males that I hoped he bought the female dinner first. I love it that my dh thinks I'm funny.
Then we went to Walmart. I am sure we were a sight to behold going in there all sweaty and smelling of insect repellant. Then I realized that we were cleaner than a lot of the other customers. Not sure what to make of that!! We bought our groceries and spent entirely too much money, as always. Then we came back home. We ate lunchables because I was to lazy to make dinner. What a great mom I am !!! That mormon upbringing is really shining through!!!
So that was our Saturday. Not really exciting to most people but for us it was just like Disneyworld!!! Ugh that is so pathetic.
 
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